I sat through this movie wishing I was watching Existenz instead (or The Fly, but this has iconography more similar to gristle guns and fleshy control pods). Maybe I was missing the point, taking things too literally… maybe this is … Continue reading
Half a generic, low budget zombie flick, half an actually pretty interesting high school horror/comedy. This movie certainly has its problems but it’s filmed with an energy and gives us an interesting variation on the usual zombie tropes. I admire … Continue reading
Netflix presents: a movie dumb as a box of rocks. A script full of hammy cheesetastic corny lines of buff studmuffin dialog. And maybe a little bit of just-go-with-it fun… at least for awhile. And then you just want them … Continue reading
Occasionally interesting but often repetitive little haunted flight flick from Russia. There was a brief moment of hope where I thought this might go somewhere interesting within its obvious low budget… but it ultimately squanders it. The flick is about … Continue reading
I just spent 90 minutes of my life wondering if I was too old to get the joke. Just too tragically unhip, not connecting with the youth of America, clueless who all these jokers were, and all-together just a clueless … Continue reading