I just spent 90 minutes of my life wondering if I was too old to get the joke. Just too tragically unhip, not connecting with the youth of America, clueless who all these jokers were, and all-together just a clueless … Continue reading
I don’t think I’ve experienced such unsettled dread in a movie in a long time. This non-Hollywood film wallows in the horror of what would happen if the most cruel beings in the world gained psychic powers: unmonitored children. <shudder> … Continue reading
The Sadness is not the bloodiest or goriest movie I’ve ever seen, but it’s up there. It’s not the sickest and most depraved movie either but some scenes make a valiant effort. Ironically, good taste is probably the only thing … Continue reading
Emergency is a comedy and when it’s being funny, it mostly works. I laughed enough, but not consistently. But when it gets serious, it’s an eye-opener. It stops being this college drinking comedy and becomes a harsh and honest social … Continue reading
Considering I got to the point of referencing any found footage film as “yet another found footage film”, I was a little hesitant to watch this Shudder documentary. And I think I was ultimately right. This doc isn’t terrible but … Continue reading
Top Gun: Maverick is a pretty terrific film. Let’s just start with that. And, yeah, there’s no doubt some of that old nostalgia in that opinion. And, even though Top Gun is far from my favorite 80’s flick, I got … Continue reading
The Valet has a big gaping hole in the middle of it that I just couldn’t get past. But I still think it was a decent movie with some charming performances. Unfortunately, I was far more engaged with the subplots … Continue reading
There are individual moments in this generic shark attack flick that show actual talent. Even suspense. And a couple of actors put in good performances. But don’t be fooled… the cool kid shades come off soon enough and we are … Continue reading
The thing that’s even creepier and skeevier than the re-enactments in this fairly decent documentary is that it’s produced by Blumhouse. They have the right to make whatever kind of movies they want, but seeing the name of a low … Continue reading
Well, I guess I enjoyed Tall Girl 2 more than the scintillating original. Which is to say, I didn’t particularly like it but at least I found it more relatable. A little more cliché too, I suppose. The titular tall … Continue reading