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Sep 07

Riddick

Posted on September 7, 2013 by Joel Hilke

So… saw Riddick… the direct sequel to the very good Pitch Black and a lip-service sequel to Chronicles of Riddick (the actual sequel to Pitch Black). After the Riddick franchise went off the rails with the overstuffed, over-ambitious, and doesn’t-feel-like-a-sequel Chronicles, … Continue reading →

Posted in Movie Reviews | Tagged Action, Mid 80s, Sci-fi, Survival
Sep 03

Closed Circuit

Posted on September 3, 2013 by Joel Hilke

Saw the boilerplate conspiracy thriller Closed Circuit… and you shouldn’t. Not that it’s god-awful, but it’s just kind of slow and talky (and not in a good way) and it should have been smarter (and you can’t cast “That Guy” … Continue reading →

Posted in Movie Reviews | Tagged Drama, Mid 60s, Mystery, Suspense
Aug 31

Getaway (2013)

Posted on August 31, 2013 by Joel Hilke

Saw Getaway, the new Ethan Hawke / Selena Gomez movie… 90 minutes of car crashes with a random, flimsy plot to hang Car Crash the Movie on. Hawke drives an armored Shelby Cobra (an excuse for the lack of damage … Continue reading →

Posted in Movie Reviews | Tagged Action, Cars, Crime, Heist, Low 60s
Aug 28

Spectacular Now, The

Posted on August 28, 2013 by Joel Hilke

The indie romance The Spectacular Now opened wide today and I checked it out. Wonderful movie. Fantastic, sweet, honest, and believable. I highly recommend everyone check it out. It’s basically a teen romance that’s been compared to Say Anything… it’s … Continue reading →

Posted in Movie Reviews | Tagged Comedy, Coming-of-age, Drama, High 80s, Romance, Teen
Aug 25

Blue Jasmine

Posted on August 25, 2013 by Joel Hilke

Went to see the new Woody Allen movie Blue Jasmine… starring Cate Blanchett, Alec Baldwin, and Andrew Dice Clay (!!!!). It’s a fairly serious drama about a terrible woman coming unraveled after her slimy corporate criminal of a husband (think … Continue reading →

Posted in Movie Reviews | Tagged Drama, Mid 80s, Romance
Aug 25

Paranoia

Posted on August 25, 2013 by Joel Hilke

Also caught (before it goes direct to video in a week) the new corporate espionage thriller Paranoia – the high-stakes, high-tension movie about battling cell phone companies. The only real saving grace here is that the supporting cast includes Harrison … Continue reading →

Posted in Movie Reviews | Tagged Crime, Drama, High 60s, Spy, Suspense
Aug 23

World’s End, The

Posted on August 23, 2013 by Joel Hilke

Saw The World’s End, the new sci-fi pub crawl movie that’s a spiritual successor to Shawn of the Dead and Hot Fuzz. With great affection, I have to say I didn’t really love this movie. It’s got a lot going … Continue reading →

Posted in Movie Reviews | Tagged Apocalypse, Body Snatchers, Comedy, Low 70s, Robots, Sci-fi
Aug 22

You’re Next

Posted on August 22, 2013 by Joel Hilke

Saw the new home invasion / horror flick You’re Next… which looks like every other home invasion flick ever made (The Strangers, The Purge, Funny Games, etc.) and proceeds to be one of the worst movies of the year with … Continue reading →

Posted in Movie Reviews | Tagged Home Invasion, Horror, Low 90s
Aug 21

Mortal Instruments: City of Bones

Posted on August 21, 2013 by Joel Hilke

For some crazy reason, went to see an opening night showing of the new teen fantasy/horror flick The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones… based on a highly mediocre novel without an ounce of originality that wasn’t borrowed from a mish-mash … Continue reading →

Posted in Movie Reviews | Tagged Action, Mid 70s, Romance, Supernatural, Teen
Aug 17

Jobs

Posted on August 17, 2013 by Joel Hilke

Saw Jobs… the Steve Jobs biopic (well, at least between 1974 and 2001)… which is an occasionally interesting, occasionally fun, but I suspect very frustrating and confusing movie to people who didn’t read his biography. Which doesn’t mean it’s bad… … Continue reading →

Posted in Movie Reviews | Tagged Biopic, Drama, Mid 70s
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