Saw the movie Red 2 so you don’t have to! It’s the sequel to Red… did you see that? Probably not. Old people can be spies and action heroes too… only half as good as Space Cowboys which was about old people can be astronauts… or Gran Turino which is old people can be cranky old men with shotguns… or something. Red was kind of forgettable and didn’t demand a sequel… Red 2 is pretty much that.

Score: 62