So every 12 year old girls in Ohio and I went to see the new Twilight flick New Moon… and the audible gasps over various half-naked men was somewhere between amusing and creepy… but, yeah, it’s a serviceable sequel without any real artistic merit except chiseled abs and a sputtering, stuttering Kristen Stewert (she might be the female Shia Lebeuf). If you thought the end of Return of the King was long, you just wait for this!

But I’m being unfairly harsh – this isn’t a deep or smart series of films, but they are perfectly watchable and don’t do a lot particularly wrong (other than being what they are… and that’s enough for some people to declare them the worst things that have ever happened to anyone ever).

Score: 80