By no means should my low rating mean I don’t think you should see this flick. That rating reflects the views of a monster, a totally inhuman thing who pulls puppy dog tales. I’m wrong. I know I’m wrong. I … Continue reading
I allegedly read Persuasion by Jane Austen but I had to double-check to be sure. Clearly I remember nothing and I haven’t seen any previous movie adaptations so I don’t have a dog in this adaptation hunt. In fact, I … Continue reading
Not sure I had any interest in this flick… barely on my radar other than, you know, being at my local theater and a quarrelsome AMC Stubs card in my wallet. I figured it’d have a bit of fun with … Continue reading
Vengeance is a new theatrical release written, directed, and starring BJ Novak (Ryan from The Office). It’s a movie with thoughts in its head. With ideas. It’s smart and witty and made me feel melancholic as I walked out of … Continue reading
Purple Hearts is as earnest a romantic flick as you can get. No sarcasm, no wise-acreing, just a straight up romance on the rocky side. It has a few issues but I liked the actors and found them annoyingly sweet … Continue reading
Let my suffering be a warning to you all: just because it’s on Netflix and “free” doesn’t mean it won’t cost you your soul. If I could sue myself for intolerable cruelty for making myself sit through this garbage, I … Continue reading
Not Okay could also be called The Worst Person in the World. It’s a fascinating dive into internet clout and internet shame starring Zoey Deutch as an average, clueless, lonely young woman who decides she wants to go to Paris. … Continue reading
American Carnage opens with a title scene that you’ll either see as biting satire, the goddamn truth, or lies and slander. I suspect what you think of it will color your opinion of the film (and if you are hard-core … Continue reading
1Up is an Amazon Prime underdog competition comedy about a group of ladies who form an all-women’s university eSports team. Can this plucky bunch of stereotypes beat the sexist goons on the top-rated team? Have you seen a movie before? … Continue reading
The Last Thing Mary Saw is an oppressively stifling suspense/drama with a scattered of horror elements. This is a film that will hold you down, apply pressure on your chest till you gasp for air… or it might just bore … Continue reading