Black Crab stars Noomi Rapace as a soldier who must deliver vital but mysterious package across the frozen Swedish archipelago. It seems a war has been raging for years, devastating the country and the populace. With a small squad, Rapace … Continue reading
This Shudder original is just a bad, bland, tedious film. I could almost end my review there since I feel so little about this flick. But I’ll try… which is more than I can say about much of this film. … Continue reading
Umma can be credited for South Korean immigrant representation… but the applause ends when the redundant, repetitive, generic, and non-scary ghost haunting shit kicks in. Represent all you like movie, but if you just pull off the same old boring … Continue reading
I went into The Outfit having not only not seen a trailer, but being totally ignorant of even a synopsis or genre. I sat down making a mental joke this might be the sequel to The Tuxedo, but figuring it … Continue reading
It took me quite awhile to figure out what this movie even was. It was just… weird. Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas appear to be divorced or at least separated by the way she comes onto other men… only … Continue reading
Truth be told, I watched this Disney+ remake fully expecting to hate it… since I’m too cool for Cheaper by the Dozen ‘n all. But I didn’t. What can I say… sometimes you bite the mouse, sometimes the mouse bites … Continue reading
Master is about the lives of a handful of black women on a traditionally all-white prestigious university. The ladies not only have to deal with subtle microaggressions but also some pretty big macro ones too. Oh, and there’s a witch … Continue reading
You know the feeling… you finish a movie you either hated or loved and then check the reviews and get a sucker punch. What movie was I watching? Hell, what movie were you all watching? Because I didn’t like X … Continue reading
Are we sure this Netflix film isn’t a comedy? The genre says thriller… but I don’t know. I mean, it’s a home invasion film… I guess we can call it The Desperate(ly incompetent) Hours… and this certain level of incompetence … Continue reading
Rescued by Ruby is a new Netflix movie that’s apparently based on a true story… so you know whatever drama it has works out in the end or they wouldn’t have made a movie. Apparently the good dog won best … Continue reading