Oct
29
Antlers
Pretty sure I saw a trailer for this movie in the Before Times and then it got the usual Covid delay. But I feel like it got another delay or two even before the shutdown. I don’t know – it … Continue reading
Oct
27
Muppet Haunted Mansion
I wanted to enjoy this more… and the sick, sad thing is I often say that about The Muppets. They are always a better idea than execution and that hurts me to say since I loved, loved, loved them as … Continue reading
Oct
26
Super Hot
I randomly watched this curious little horror comedy on Amazon Prime. It asks the question “What if the fearless vampire hunters were incompetent slacker nerds who don’t really know what they’re doing? And what if the vampires were bored and … Continue reading
Oct
25
Ron’s Gone Wrong
Ron’s Gone Wrong asks the all-important question: What if Baymax was an aggravating dick? Happily, this movie answers that question: It’d be teeth-gratingly annoying and make me physically ill. Yay. Ron’s Gone Wrong is about a megacorporation that releases personalized … Continue reading
Oct
24
Girl Who Got Away, The
Ever have that feeling the box art has lied to you? It’s as though one shouldn’t judge a book by its cover or something. But that doesn’t explain why this flick is actually labeled horror. I shake my tiny fist … Continue reading
Oct
23
Broadcast Signal Interuption
I was very engaged in the first half of this film. It was eerie, mysterious, and occasionally scary. It appealed to my sense of technology, mystery, and personal obsession. But it slowly unraveled until it reached a shrug of a … Continue reading
Oct
22
Slumber Party Massacre (2021)
I didn’t even know this was coming out when I watched the original Slumber Party Massacre just a little bit ago. When it popped up on iTunes, I decided to watch, hoping for something interesting. Would it be just another … Continue reading
Oct
21
Dune (2021)
I read the novel Dune when I was too young and didn’t get it. Then I saw the David Lynch film and loved it, even though I knew (even at a young age) that it was a mess (to be … Continue reading
Oct
21
Night Teeth
Honestly struggling to find anything positive or even negative to say about this Netflix Halloween offering. Its not terrible but it’s kind of dull and unoriginal. It’s well enough acted… and… The flick is about a driver who picks up … Continue reading
Oct
20
Superhost
I enjoyed Superhost more than is reasonable. I was sitting there thinking cynical thoughts when I realized I wasn’t entirely sure where this was going. And the villain was deranged in a hilarious yet unpredictable way. And that the two … Continue reading