On tonight’s episode of Low Expectations Theater: Boss Baby 2! I saw the original film and thought it wasn’t very good but it had moments of creativity and inventiveness (within its weird plot). And, because I’m stupid, I went to … Continue reading
Spoiler alert: the darkness is not infinite. This alleged tv series is four half hour episodes… so basically a 2 hour movie based on the Resident Evil video games. Why they diced it into half hour chunks is a bigger … Continue reading
Well, based on the reviews of this movie, I guess I was supposed to absolutely hate it. And certainly if you are the kind of person who is sick and tired of screen-life movies and/or movies about quarantine, I can … Continue reading
I took the bite on this one because the description was dropping horror names in a way that (foolishly) gave me hope. From the makers of Final Destination and two elder statesman of the genre: Lin Shaye and Tobin Bell. … Continue reading
Sex, drugs, and (carefully manufactured) rock ‘n roll at a 70s summer camp is what Fear Street part 2 wants to be all about. And, to be fair, it has a decent amount of sex (at least for a modern … Continue reading
I think I was being a bit of a scrimbleyshanks or a globbygoobins or something similar while watching Peter Rabbit 2. I was certainly in a mopsyheaded mood while watching this stinker. A movie I disliked so much that I … Continue reading
You could almost argue that Black Widow is Marvel’s attempt to thank Scarlett Johansson by giving her an actor’s movie. By writing her a movie that allows her to stretch her acting skills and *gasp* actually play a three dimensional … Continue reading
I spent random swaths of time in this flick pondering why it’s No Sudden Move and not No Sudden Moves. No Sudden Move doesn’t sound right… nobody says that. “OK you palooka. No sudden move or the dog gets it”… … Continue reading
Rashomon by way of Florida strippers? Close… just swap out the samurai for hookers on a madcap Florida road trip weekend from hell. I know this is based on a lengthy Twitter thread that I managed to complexly miss back … Continue reading
I mean, I guess Meet the Blacks 2 is better than Meet the Blacks 1 in the same way that getting your foot slammed in a car door is better than your hand. But neither is good and both get … Continue reading