Within the opening minute of this movie, I knew I’d made a big damn mistake. It’s one of those movies where there instant an image hits the screen, you know you’re in bargain basement territory. And when the first shitty … Continue reading
I don’t remember the original Bird Box in great detail… it came out in 2018! Can you imagine? Five years earlier (dear god… time is the crucible in which we burn). I remember it being alright… lot of buzz around … Continue reading
Gray Matter is a new (HBO) Max film that is the result of the latest season of Project Greenlight. It’s an interesting, low budget idea that may or may not have been able to stand on its own. It doesn’t … Continue reading
I went blind to the theatre to see this flick… and I came out kinda blind too. I’m not sure what was the central theme or premise of this film even was. Hell, the ticketing app and Letterboxd mislabel it … Continue reading
The Tutor is a movie that wants to be good but spends so much time thinking a monotone soundtrack and a dark color palette is enough to get it there. It wasn’t… it was barely enough to keep my eyes … Continue reading
Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning <deep breath> Part One is one of the best films in this disturbingly good franchise. That’s because everyone is trying very hard to entertain, especially Mr. Cruise and Mr. McQuarrie. If we could clone them … Continue reading
I wasn’t expecting a part 5 of the Insidious franchise nor was I expecting it to be a sequel to part 2, mostly ignoring the events of parts 3 and 4. Not that continuity and cannon are all that critical … Continue reading
Sheroes is about four friends visiting Thailand on a girls trip. Due to a mixup of bags, they run afoul of the Thai drug cartel and have to use their completely made up on the spot set of skills to … Continue reading
To its credit, The Out-Laws gets the best part of the movie out of the way quickly… it’s a clever title that may remind you of the far superior (and similarly themed) The In-Laws. That’s where the similarities end though. … Continue reading
Joy Ride is one of those classic misses for me that seems to be hitting for everyone else. The flick is a raunchy comedy full of raunchy jokes where the raunchy punchline is the long and short of it. I’m … Continue reading