Bodies Bodies Bodies is a dark horror comedy/slasher/murder mystery with a capable cast playing very unlikable characters who you wouldn’t mind seeing bodied. But since it’s a bit of a goof on Twitter/TikTok/Gen-Z-like dialog, a lot of the bickering becomes … Continue reading
I wasn’t planning to watch this three episode documentary on Netflix since I thought the fantastic Woodstock ’99 on HBO last year covered the same bases. But I heard recently this one was good too, longer, and had additional footage … Continue reading
For a movie called Easter Sunday, this has about as much to do with Easter as my big toe. Also, and perhaps incidentally, I saw this at the theater and there was a trailer for a SUPER gay film called … Continue reading
Resurrection is an unsettling film about deeply unsettling people anchored by three great performances. The movie stars Hall as strong, forthright doctor living alone with her seventeen year old daughter. But she has a troubled past that returns to her … Continue reading
Gone in the Night is a thriller suspense mystery with very few thrills, very little suspense, and a mystery that the lead character has very little interest in solving. Resulting in a movie that is hard to recommend but maybe … Continue reading
The Moderator is the kind of bad movie that you’re surprised still gets made. A monumentally moldering mess that barely qualifies as having a plot. So full of bad acting, low-energy action, bad editing, and the worst performance from someone … Continue reading
I didn’t follow the true-life rescue story from 2018 that this doc covers. I remember it happening but also remember it just being another news story about people lost in a cave, in a mine, or down a well. I … Continue reading
I knew this Amazon Prime original movie had landed when I was so unapologetically moved by a goddamn Spongebob Squarepants cake. Not that the movie hadn’t jangled my nerves and rattled my brains up to that point, but… wow… someone … Continue reading
I hate, hate, hate Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (The Movie) because it’s not the 100% exact identical thing that I watched as a teenager. How dare they not make the exact same thing all over again so … Continue reading
Luck is a new Apple TV+ animated film from John Lasseter. It’s about an orphan girl who turns 18 and is moved out of the group home she’s been stuck in all her life. Feeling unmoored, she finds and loses … Continue reading