The new movie The Hitman’s Bodyguard is a buddy action comedy bloated propulsive, loud, dick-swinging showcase for throwback film making. If you told me this movie had been released in the late 80s or early 90s, i’d believe you. It … Continue reading
Also, seven weeks in, got around to having the interest and the correct timing to see Despicable Me 3. And, you know, I should have gone sooner. Not that it’s a great movie but it’s not a terrible one and … Continue reading
So I went to see The Emoji Movie. I admit it. It happened. I took the hit so you wouldn’t have to. I’m really a hero, if you think about it. So, yes, if you saw the trailer (or … Continue reading
And finally went to see the new Will Ferrell / Amy Poehler comedy The House. When Ferrel and Poehler’s daughter gets into college and they lose the scholarship they were relying on, they decide to open a casino (with the … Continue reading
So, hey, women get to have their very own “debauched party where the main characters accidentally kill a stripper” movie! The new movie Rough Night is just that! It’s a comedy! It’s like this weird mix of Very Bad Things … Continue reading
So the new Baywatch movie was really disappointing. Not because I’m a Baywatch tv show purist (never seen an episode) but because the trailers were pretty funny and Dwayne Johnson always tries his hardest and Zac Efron has surprisingly turned … Continue reading
Also checked out the kid’s flick Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul. This is the fourth film in the series and it is kind of a reboot in that they recast everyone… which makes sense for the kid … Continue reading
Also checked out the big mother’s day weekend movie Snatched. This is the one starring Amy Schumer and Goldie Hawn. Hawn hasn’t been in a movie since The Banger Sisters back in 2002. I guess her husband Kurt Russell is … Continue reading
Also checked out – a few weeks late – the new Smurfs: The Lost Village movie. This is technically Smurfs 3 but is being treated as a reboot of the series. Which is for the best given how not-so-good the … Continue reading
Checked out Going in Style, the new movie about grumpy old men who decide to rob a bank. Grumpy old men played by Alan Arkin, Morgan Freeman, and Michael Caine… so some solid pedigree and the only reason the movie … Continue reading