If the purpose of a biopic is to tell an understandable, possibly relatable, version of a famous person’s life so you come away understanding that person better, then Blonde is an abject failure. But if you come to see a … Continue reading
Don’t believe the lies… this is listed as a comedy, but it’s really just a sweet and charming (if predictable) little family/musical drama. If it was meant to make you laugh, it fails miserably. But if it’s just meant to … Continue reading
The Woman King is a very well produced film in two halves with maybe a little extra shaggy character drama added in. I don’t think the multiple personalities of the film gel super well, unfortunately. I was very engaged in … Continue reading
After hovering over it a bunch of times, I finally broke down and clicked to watch this third retelling of the Thai soccer team rescue from 2018. I didn’t see a need to watch another version, but my curiosity got … Continue reading
Honk for Jesus. Save Your Soul is flick is about a pastor and first lady of a megachurch going through a scandal. They need to reopen, to put the scandal behind them, to get their parishioners back, to save their … Continue reading
Have you ever watched Back to the Future and thought, “Yeah, the whole mother has the hots for her son thing is creepy and weird for this otherwise delightful sci-fi romp… but I’d just love to see some incest that’s … Continue reading
Look Both Ways is a new Netflix film in which the multiverse has a say about the life of a college graduate. When checking the results of a pregnancy test, it’s positive in one ‘verse and negative in the other. … Continue reading
I knew this Amazon Prime original movie had landed when I was so unapologetically moved by a goddamn Spongebob Squarepants cake. Not that the movie hadn’t jangled my nerves and rattled my brains up to that point, but… wow… someone … Continue reading
Bullet Train is a very slick film that fell out of the Tarantino 90s Clone tree and hit all the branches on the way down. It thinks its the most clever thing to quip and all I could think of … Continue reading
Vengeance is a new theatrical release written, directed, and starring BJ Novak (Ryan from The Office). It’s a movie with thoughts in its head. With ideas. It’s smart and witty and made me feel melancholic as I walked out of … Continue reading