Went blind to an indie flick named A Strange Brand of Happy that’s playing in a bunch of local theaters (never seen a trailer, no idea what it’s about other than it’s a comedy). Well, it turns out that it’s … Continue reading
Because I was battling the hungries and I’d already seen everything else at the theater, I had to get out of the house and go see a movie to keep me away from snacks. So it was either the One … Continue reading
Went to see the new teen sex comedy The To Do List… I was one of three people in the theater (two by the end – one dude walked out)… It’s very raunchy but also not very funny and it … Continue reading
When checking e-mail and playing Words with Friends (in the back row so as to not bother anyone) is far more entertaining than the movie you’re watching, you know that Hangover Part 3 is a big dud. And it is. … Continue reading
The best thing about the new Die Hard (A Good Day to Die Hard) is that it has a lot of great stunt work that looks practical. They did some fantastic work to make the stunts pretty amazing… but the … Continue reading
Saw Rosemary’s Video… aka Generic Found Footage Budget Horror Movie #50 (released this year)… aka Devil’s Due. This is a redundant, tedious, dull pointless trifle of pointlessness that doesn’t need to exist, nobody wants it to exist, and has not … Continue reading
So here’s a potential new (and disturbing?) trend at the movies… so a lot of animated movies have animated shorts in front of them… that’s fine. That’s pretty typical. Today, because I’m genetically stupid and have pretty much seen everything … Continue reading
Also (deep breath) went to see the new kung-fu flick The Man with the Iron Fists… a terrible movie with a lame script that introduces villains for one of the good guys 15 minutes before the end, has rapid-cut action … Continue reading
Van Helsing is a very loud, very obnoxious, very chaotic, very noisy movie. Characters yelled a lot, there was a bunch of mind-numbing action, cgi creatures, and then it was over and I was fine with that. Pretty good FX … Continue reading