Marlowe is a new theatrical Liam Neeson gunmshoe movie where he plays the classic film noir detective Philip Marlowe. When the opening credits played, we get Diane Kruger and Jessica Lang’s names and I immediately wondered which one of those … Continue reading
The Wandering Earth II popped up at my local theater here in the US unexpectedly. So I caught up on the two hour original (which I didn’t exactly love) and then hit the theater for the three hour sequel. I’ve … Continue reading
I rented this film out of curiosity. The cover shows a female mummy and it’s subtitled Resurrection (which is kind of in a mummy’s job description, right?) so I was genuinely wondering if this was meant to be a mockbuster … Continue reading
I started this Christmas season by watching a handful of actually pretty decent silly Christmas movies. So I thought to myself, “Self, have these movies gotten better? Or are you turning into a sucker?” Well, I watched two such movies … Continue reading
I rolled the bones on another blind watch and I may as well not have since I won’t remember this is a week. The Friendship Game is a muddled mess of teen melodrama vaguely connected to an evil(?) spinning orb … Continue reading
RIPD 2 is what you get when you complain about Ryan Reynolds doing the same old schtick in all his movies and then they release an unexpected and unwanted sequel to one of his most forgettable movies that really needed … Continue reading
Yoda was right when he said blind video rentals lead to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leaders to suffering. Couldn’t say it any better, my green man. They Crawl Below was a blind rental, just enough hint at hopefully … Continue reading
Don’t Look at the Demon is a a generic haunted house/demon possession film that’s really just good advice if you think about it. Yeah, one probably shouldn’t look at the demon. Maybe the characters in the movie should have taken … Continue reading
Control is a tedious, repetitive, unoriginal slog of a single location film that, when it’s not reminding you of better restrained films, reminds me how tired I am Covid-influenced films. It’s not like Covid invented the the single location low-budget … Continue reading
Based on historical events, Medieval is set during a schism in the Catholic church were there was one pope in The Vatican and another in France. The plot is kind of about getting the king of Bohemia to Rome so … Continue reading