On the one hand, The Devil Conspiracy is as bad as a January horror release gets. On the other hand, it’s wildly entertaining in its weird combo of self-seriousness and in-on-the-joke-i-ness. It’s a tough one to review… and I’m giving … Continue reading
Oh how I hated this movie. Not because it was a pointless, plodding waste of my time, but because it was playing at a mainstream theater and I spent twelve bucks and ninety minutes of my ever-shortening life on it. … Continue reading
Not much plot to this slasher film Sick… it’s a Covid film set in 2020 during the initial wave of lockdowns. Two friends shelter in place in a very ritzy house on a lake… only to have a black-clad killer … Continue reading
I rented this film out of curiosity. The cover shows a female mummy and it’s subtitled Resurrection (which is kind of in a mummy’s job description, right?) so I was genuinely wondering if this was meant to be a mockbuster … Continue reading
The Wolf of Snow Hollow is a peppy and enjoyable little gory werewolf black comedy. I was often baffled at what tone they were going for… that is, until Jim Cummings starts to unravel and turn into a shouting anxiety-prone … Continue reading
I didn’t plan it, but I’m in the middle of a Child’s Play/Chucky rewatch and suddenly here’s a brand new killer doll movie. Between Chucky, Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toymaker AND an inordinate number of Pinocchio movies last … Continue reading
As someone who doesn’t like to think the only good horror is An Evil Dead on Saw Street Part 13: Chuck’s Death Day in Texas, I should shut up and admire an eerie, atmospheric haunted film like The Eternal Daughter. … Continue reading
Nanny is a tale of two movies… one a pretty good film about a Senegalese immigrant trying to make her way in the United States, the other a vague hand-waving supernatural film with unsatisfying and random frights. It needed to … Continue reading
To be honest, the only reason I watched this obscure digital flick was because I spent a handful of weekends on a river when I was a kid. And I played the arcade game Toobin’… so when a horror flick … Continue reading
When I heard this movie was about a murderous robotic mall Santa, my mind immediately went to a killbot from Chopping Mall with a Santy hat and beard. I mean, why wouldn’t it? But no, this robot Santa just looks … Continue reading