Slayers is one of the more annoying movies a person could accidentally watch. A full 50% of the movie is voice over narration / exposition of random unimportant details, 20% is disdain for social media influencers, 10% is random trifling … Continue reading
I’ll admit to grading this one on a curve, giving allowance for its novice cast and low budget. But it gets extra credit for being a spunky little film with a cool vibe. Plus points for filming in such a … Continue reading
V/H/S/99 is the latest found footage anthology in this series and, as the title suggests, sets its shorts in the late ’90s. As usual for this series, the shorts are hit or miss. The presentation seems to be a video … Continue reading
As I watched The Reef: Stalked, I started getting this weird realization that I kind of liked it… and my heart sank. And it kept sinking the longer the movie went. Did this mean *gulp* I’d have to write a … Continue reading
I… umm… you see… well… hmmm… Allegoria is a horror movie on Shudder. Definitely. It’s definitely a horror movie on Shudder. Definitely. This is a definite statement. It’s about… hmmm… it’s an anthology of short films… Maybe? Or… hmmm… it’s … Continue reading
Piggy tells the story of an overweight teen girl who is ruthlessly mocked by her bullies and constantly judged – whether cruelly or dismissively – by the adults in her life. When she sees a couple of her bullies kidnapped … Continue reading
Saloum follows a trio of mercenaries fleeing an African conflict. They hide out on a region called Saloum and quickly discover there are evil spirits about. Lots of opportunity here to tell a unique story in a unique setting… but … Continue reading
Significant Others is a sci-fi/thriller/horror flick about a couple who go on a hiking trip in the Pacific Northwest. Only something isn’t quite right with the woods. Something eerie, something out-of-place. The first half of this movie is a very … Continue reading
I think Halloween Ends will be the most polarizing and divisive film in this entire crazy franchise. And I suspect I’m going to be an odd man out for giving it that crazy high a score. I was sitting in … Continue reading
Grimcutty is a pretty bad and unintentionally laughable Hulu original horror flick… but it’s got a certain something that rings my bell. It’s a flick about creepypasta/urban legends/internet folklore which I find interesting, even fascinating. This is hardly the first … Continue reading