Not a big fan of this movie but I ultimately found its Christmas spirit charming, even if getting to it was pretty cringe. And when I reflect on the type of movie it is, I know it’s just the twentieth … Continue reading
Oh wow… what a bait and switch… and it’s all my fault. With a title and poster art like that, I thought I was in for something gonzo and wildly satirical, especially with it being defined as a satire. But … Continue reading
I confess to totally rating this reboot of the Resident Evil film franchise on an unfair curve. As a stand-alone horror film, it’s not so good. It has real problems but isn’t exactly a disaster. As a Resident Evil movie … Continue reading
This anthology has six short films (and no frame story, thankfully) filmed by and starring African Americans. It’s a Shudder spin-off to the Black Noire documentary from a few years ago. That doc promoted the history of black people in … Continue reading
I randomly watched this curious little horror comedy on Amazon Prime. It asks the question “What if the fearless vampire hunters were incompetent slacker nerds who don’t really know what they’re doing? And what if the vampires were bored and … Continue reading
Ever have that feeling the box art has lied to you? It’s as though one shouldn’t judge a book by its cover or something. But that doesn’t explain why this flick is actually labeled horror. I shake my tiny fist … Continue reading
Honestly struggling to find anything positive or even negative to say about this Netflix Halloween offering. Its not terrible but it’s kind of dull and unoriginal. It’s well enough acted… and… The flick is about a driver who picks up … Continue reading
The Manor is another Blumhouse/Amazon team-up. These are not always a waving flag of greatness, but they sometimes have something going on. Though one also assumes if that greatness flag was waving atop a flagpole, it’d go theatrical. To torture … Continue reading
Avoiding spoilers here, but Intrusion has a mystery at its heart that is so eye-gougingly obvious, I spent most of the movie wondering if I was supposed to be five steps ahead of the main character or not. Was I … Continue reading
I don’t know what the problem is… this movie is a hoot. A real crime against subtly and thoughtful drama. It’s got as much tonal whiplash as it does hammy over-acting and goofy writing. It’s not a good movie but … Continue reading