Werewolves Within starts very strong – including an opening ominous quote that cracked me up – that I’m sad to say it loses so much steam around the halfway mark. It became a chore to finish it. It’s sad too … Continue reading
Scare Us is an anthology horror film consisting of a frame story and four short films. One of the shorts films is good and the rest are varying levels of bad (and the frame story is ok). The frame story … Continue reading
Oddly enough, I’ve never seen the original Spirit (Stallion of the Cimarron) ) so it’s a little perplexing I bothered tromping to the cinemas to watch this kid’s film remake? Sequel? But I have an AMC Stubs card burning a … Continue reading
Finding You is such a generic movie title, I had forgotten it a half-dozen times before I reached my desk to write this down. The movie itself is largely forgettable as well… and, in my book, overly long and excessively … Continue reading
When there’s more entertainment valley gotten from watching an endless train of Top Ten Mandela Effect videos on YouTube than this turgid sf flick, then that’s a real problem. Going down that web video rabbit hole at least provides quicker … Continue reading
While I respect anyone who looks at a giant spider movie and says to himself, “Yeah, I can do that as an art house horror film”, I’m afraid the results were pretty grim. The Arbors is about a quiet, shy … Continue reading
Nicolas Cage is back taking a paycheck for another wacky Nic Cagerific indie horror/action flick and that can be either awesome in its badness or just bad. Sad to say, this not-at-all-inspired-by-five-nights-at-freddys movie is just really mediocre. Mediocre to bad. … Continue reading
When it comes to practical joke cringe comedies like this, I’m a tough sell. I don’t enjoy prank shows and these movies that hang a week narrative and string it along with random prank scenes are more of the same… … Continue reading
Woof. I gave this pretty much a blind rental. I read the description but didn’t catch a trailer or read reviews. It sounded intriguing, even if it has been done before in movies like The Descent. But I should have … Continue reading
Dr. Bird’s Advice for Sad Poets is exactly the movie I will think about the next time I enjoy a Wes Anderson movie and someone else finds it insufferably twee and self-indulgent. Because this movie is just that: an insufferable … Continue reading