Oddly enough, I’ve never seen the original Spirit (Stallion of the Cimarron) ) so it’s a little perplexing I bothered tromping to the cinemas to watch this kid’s film remake? Sequel? But I have an AMC Stubs card burning a … Continue reading
Finding You is such a generic movie title, I had forgotten it a half-dozen times before I reached my desk to write this down. The movie itself is largely forgettable as well… and, in my book, overly long and excessively … Continue reading
When there’s more entertainment valley gotten from watching an endless train of Top Ten Mandela Effect videos on YouTube than this turgid sf flick, then that’s a real problem. Going down that web video rabbit hole at least provides quicker … Continue reading
While I respect anyone who looks at a giant spider movie and says to himself, “Yeah, I can do that as an art house horror film”, I’m afraid the results were pretty grim. The Arbors is about a quiet, shy … Continue reading
Nicolas Cage is back taking a paycheck for another wacky Nic Cagerific indie horror/action flick and that can be either awesome in its badness or just bad. Sad to say, this not-at-all-inspired-by-five-nights-at-freddys movie is just really mediocre. Mediocre to bad. … Continue reading
When it comes to practical joke cringe comedies like this, I’m a tough sell. I don’t enjoy prank shows and these movies that hang a week narrative and string it along with random prank scenes are more of the same… … Continue reading
Woof. I gave this pretty much a blind rental. I read the description but didn’t catch a trailer or read reviews. It sounded intriguing, even if it has been done before in movies like The Descent. But I should have … Continue reading
Dr. Bird’s Advice for Sad Poets is exactly the movie I will think about the next time I enjoy a Wes Anderson movie and someone else finds it insufferably twee and self-indulgent. Because this movie is just that: an insufferable … Continue reading
Just what we need… the gritty, morose reboot of both Peter Pan AND Alice in Wonderland. Any such reboot of one of these materials is sometimes too much… but add both characters in and I think I want to watch … Continue reading
Disney+ dropped a new flick called Godmothered which is remarkably similar to their own film Enchanted. Enchanted was a better, funnier, and more romantic film. And putting on my overthinker hat, much better at the very similar high concept. … Continue reading