We’re All Going to the World’s Fair is a creepypasta/meme-inspired internet movie that I guess would be categorized as horror. Maybe creepy, unsettling psychological study would be more accurate though. I watched it with a certain blurry-eyed detached interest… even … Continue reading
Virus :32 is an Argentinian / Uruguayan zombie horror flick that’s labeled a a Shudder Original. It’s somewhat generic as far as horror and scares go but borrows more from the fast rage zombies of 28 Days Later than the … Continue reading
Black Crab stars Noomi Rapace as a soldier who must deliver vital but mysterious package across the frozen Swedish archipelago. It seems a war has been raging for years, devastating the country and the populace. With a small squad, Rapace … Continue reading
It took me quite awhile to figure out what this movie even was. It was just… weird. Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas appear to be divorced or at least separated by the way she comes onto other men… only … Continue reading
Are we sure this Netflix film isn’t a comedy? The genre says thriller… but I don’t know. I mean, it’s a home invasion film… I guess we can call it The Desperate(ly incompetent) Hours… and this certain level of incompetence … Continue reading
Rescued by Ruby is a new Netflix movie that’s apparently based on a true story… so you know whatever drama it has works out in the end or they wouldn’t have made a movie. Apparently the good dog won best … Continue reading
The Seed is a real mixed bag of a Shudder original. If they cut 30 to 45 minutes out of it and just made it a short film, it’d have helped a great deal. But I can’t help but enjoy … Continue reading
Dog is a very earnest movie that’s a little let down by too much storytelling, not enough plot. It’s unfortunate since the movie is trying its hardest, doing a lot of heavy lifting, only to be dashed on the rocks … Continue reading
There were moments in watching this film in the theater where my main thought was, “gosh. I wish I was back home playing Horizon: Forbidden West”. But then the movie would pop off with some patently ridiculous action scene and … Continue reading
I found Through My Window to be a perfectly good version of one of these: a straight forward romance film. Not a romantic comedy but a blunt, forthright torrid romance. Unapologetically a romance. The film stars a cute newcomer (Clara … Continue reading