Abigail is exhibit A for not paying attention to trailers. Until a week ago, the only thing I knew about this film is that it was horror (and might have something to do with dance). Then I caught the tail … Continue reading
When is a vampire movie not a vampire movie? When it’s set in the American Pacific Northwest but filmed in Ireland and it’s about a local monster myth called The Red Coat. But when you likely have to rename the … Continue reading
I didn’t have a lot of faith (har) in The Last Voyage of the Demeter and certainly its first twenty minutes had me slumped in my seat… but the movie surprisingly pulls through to deliver a movie with real… bite … Continue reading
Blood Relatives is a vampire comedy available now on Shudder. You’d think I’d say horror comedy since, you know, vampires and Shudder, but there’s nothing even approaching an attempt at horror in this flick. And that’s intentional and perfectly fine … Continue reading
Technically, The Invitation is a little hard to talk about without spoilers… the movie’s structure is obviously hiding something. But the trailers already spoil everything… so thanks advertising department. So I’ll go ahead and spoil it too, I guess (starting … Continue reading
Day Shift is a new Netflix original that was all over the map. It started strong but then threatened to become a goofy buddy cop movie… and then exploded with exploding vampire gore and inventive kills, and then slowed down, … Continue reading
Sigh. Yup… Morbius is as bad as the salivating press said it was going to be… as bad as the Letterboxd scores, as bad as Rotten Tomatoes says. It’s sad because I was hoping this wouldn’t just be an Easy … Continue reading
I randomly watched this curious little horror comedy on Amazon Prime. It asks the question “What if the fearless vampire hunters were incompetent slacker nerds who don’t really know what they’re doing? And what if the vampires were bored and … Continue reading
Black as Night is a new Amazon Prime vampire flick produced by Blumhouse pictures. I’m guessing this is a continuation of 2020s random horror movies that got put directly into Prime. And I’m not surprised it didn’t go theatrical. The … Continue reading
I mean, I guess Meet the Blacks 2 is better than Meet the Blacks 1 in the same way that getting your foot slammed in a car door is better than your hand. But neither is good and both get … Continue reading