Well, when you rent a movie called Exploited and you get sleaze, at least you get what you pay for it. Unfortunately, it’s not good or fun or even particularly sexy sleaze (your mileage may vary).

The flick is about a guy who moves into his college dorm, finds a flashdrive with wrestlerstudd99’s web cam videos, and gets turned on. But soon the gimp-suited killer who got westlerstud is on the loose, a lot of soft-core Skinemax sex occurs, people are betrayed and toyed with, and there are also a lot of yawns.

I was bored. This was boring. Amateur hour on the moody Skinemax set. And boring. I guess if the bluntly synth-infused naughty scenes are enough to get you when a quick google search is out of your skillset, you might fit it titillating. Or remotely scary. Or remotely thrilling.

Surprise builds on surprise and I couldn’t find an inch of interest to care. Guess renting a movie called Exploited was my first mistake.

Score: 56