I swear I watched this whole movie… so why was I so baffled by it? It seems like such a simple premise: a woman (played by Jenna Malone) goes to a Scottish convent to investigate the mysterious death of a … Continue reading
Well… this is awkward. Near the end of Scream VI, I was loving the movie to the point of thinking I’d give it a 4.5 star review. Problem is, I gave the original Scream a 4. How can this be? … Continue reading
I guess I’m ok with being an outlier on this one, but this new Guy Ritchie spy movie is one of the most tedious and overlong tortures I’ve subjected myself to in theaters in a good long while. This is … Continue reading
I’ve enjoyed the previous two Creed films quite a bit… even though I struggle to remember any details about Creed II (something something Drago). So I was intrigued by Creed III (but due to insane sleep issues, I wasn’t able … Continue reading
Unseen is a low budget Blumhouse production about a woman who has been kidnapped and manages to escape but loses her much needed glasses in the process. She she winds up Facetiming a random convenience store clerk and having her … Continue reading
I get what EO was doing with its languorous, chaotic, random, and uneventful vignettes. A donkey-eye view of whatever random things happen around it that largely just represent little human stories and ways in which humans treat animals. The flick … Continue reading
Personally, I’m more of a Charlotte. More of a Jane Eyre than a Wuthering Heights… but that’s neither here nor there in this tale of Emily Bronte and how she eventually got around to writing Wuthering Heights. I probably should … Continue reading
While a pretty decent Norwegian werewolf movie, there’s still a meaty chunk of this film that’s a little too plodding. It’s a little too cold, a little too bleak, and not scary enough. But, hey, a Scandinavian film that’s cold … Continue reading
When You Finish Saving the World is about a deluded but mediocre teen who wants to make music for his online followers. It’s also about his mom who helps run a woman’s shelter but can’t connect with her son. The … Continue reading
If you’re going to hire Kevin Hart to star in an action comedy with the semi-inspired title of Die Hart, I think you’re morally obligated to set the film in a high-rise and do an actual Die Hard. Kevin Hart, … Continue reading