I kind of dug the way this flick starts with this wild and cool soundtrack. And I thought it was working fairly well as a movie for a bit… and then less well, and then less well some more… until … Continue reading
When Till was in theaters, I had the chance to see it but I wasn’t in the mood for two hours of depression. So I went to see Triangle of Sadness instead… which suggests maybe just how depressing I figured … Continue reading
Plane might just be the most 3 star a movie can get. A perfectly ok action flick that gets the job done. You want more? Go watch a better movie. You want worse? Plenty worse out there. The flick stars … Continue reading
I started watching Aftersun after getting up super early… too early… I wound up dozing off within the first five minutes, waking up with dream memories that I wasn’t sure were part of the movie or not. I restarted the … Continue reading
On the one hand, The Devil Conspiracy is as bad as a January horror release gets. On the other hand, it’s wildly entertaining in its weird combo of self-seriousness and in-on-the-joke-i-ness. It’s a tough one to review… and I’m giving … Continue reading
Oh how I hated this movie. Not because it was a pointless, plodding waste of my time, but because it was playing at a mainstream theater and I spent twelve bucks and ninety minutes of my ever-shortening life on it. … Continue reading
Ugh. The Pale Blue Eye was a job of work to trudge through. An interesting story told in the most uninteresting of ways… a sludge, a cludge. Starkly beautiful to look at but a sucking mire of pacing and revelations. … Continue reading
Not much plot to this slasher film Sick… it’s a Covid film set in 2020 during the initial wave of lockdowns. Two friends shelter in place in a very ritzy house on a lake… only to have a black-clad killer … Continue reading
When is a dog movie not a dog movie? When the dog in the dog movie vanished for 90% of the film, leaving us not following the dog on his harrowing cross-country journey home, but the boring, apparently jobless family … Continue reading
Laal Singh Chaddha is an Indian remake of Forrest Gump… an official “it’s in the credits” remake with a wall of legalese before the movie even begins (serious pause required to read). This film played in my local (US) theater … Continue reading