The Curse of Bridge Hollow is a Disney Channel-like film on Netflix. It’s a PG kids Halloween film in the vein of Goosebumps, Hocus Pocus, and a bunch of similar children’s flicks. No crime there. Or at least not one … Continue reading
The Streisand Effect at work! Thanks to freak-out conservative pundit culture war alarmists, I found out that this movie exists… and that Velma is totally gay! Finally the forty years of in-jokes have proven true. Regular Sherlock Holmses with the … Continue reading
For as long as live streaming has been a thing and for as long as found footage AND screen life movies have been a thing, how is it taken this long to get a movie called Deadstream? Well, this Shudder … Continue reading
The Greatest Beer Run Ever tells the apparently true story (details leave me dubious) about a local neighborhood fella who has friends fighting (and dying) in Vietnam. It’s 1967 and the antiwar movement is dividing families so he decides to … Continue reading
I suspect this will not be the popular opinion, but I enjoyed this sequel a tad more than the original. I just rewatched the first one as someone who saw it back in the 90s but had no nostalgia for … Continue reading
To say Rob Zombie’s The Munsters is campy, garish, overlit, corny, and cheap would make the shockmeister blush and say thanks. That’s exactly what he was going for… and it makes this movie a hell of a thing to judge. … Continue reading
See How They Run is a modern whodunit set in a world where people are familiar with whodunits. It’s a whodunit film about a murder that occurs at a whodunit play that is being adapted as a whodunit film. It’s … Continue reading
Do Revenge tells the tale of a Queen Bee on the outs in her high school and the deal she makes with a new student to trade revenge. They will dig their way into each other’s friend group and enact … Continue reading
Of all the weirdly large number of movies that released this weekend, I did not expect to see Confess, Fletch first. Heck, I didn’t even know this movie existed until I pulled up the theater app. And I’m not mad… … Continue reading
To my annoyance, Clerks III actually hit local movie theaters but in the most limited way possible. It didn’t open at my nearby AMC and the only AMC with the flick is a good twenty-five mile drive (the horror, the … Continue reading