Dec
18
Fortress
In the recent pantheon of modern Bruce Willis movies, I’d say he’s in this one a bit more than most. That’s something. He cares just about as much as usual though… which is to say, not at all. As you … Continue reading
Tag Archives: High 60s
Dec
13
Two
Two is a horror flick made by someone who probably saw The Human Centipede and thought he could do a better job. Only less ambitious because it’s only two people sewn together (is that progress? I don’t know). Two strangers … Continue reading
Dec
12
Princess Switch: Switched Again
Well, I gave the first movie a shot since they went and made three of them (and passably liked it)… and then I did my due diligence to watch the sequel. And I guess I have my limits to dopy … Continue reading
Nov
27
God’s Not Dead: We the People
God’s Not Dead 4… they are still making them and I’m still watching them. I am not the target market for these films but I always try to give them a chance. Are they full of persecution complexes and strawmen … Continue reading
Nov
13
Apex
I’ll have to admit I’ve got a problem… and that I’m part of the problem. I’ve become intrigued by these toss-aside Bruce Willis quickies that use and abuse his name on the marketing. If maybe I didn’t give them my … Continue reading
Nov
13
Home Sweet Home Alone
I’m shockingly surprisingly mixed on this new Home Alone movie. And, to be clear, I hate the Home Alone movies and, yes, that means I’m a mean old ogre Grinch Dracula monster who hates the first one. I think its … Continue reading
Nov
12
Red Notice
Awww man. This was a bummer. I was having a grand dumb fun time in the first, I dunno, twenty minutes of this film. And I saw all the bad reviews here and on RT so I thought I was … Continue reading
Nov
11
Clifford The Big Red Dog
Sometimes you scrape the bottom of the barrel and find something that’s not as bad as you thought. I mean, I’m being super charitable here… this is a pretty mediocre movie but I kind of also found it inoffensive enough. … Continue reading
Oct
31
Paranormal Activity: Next of Kin
This latest iteration of the Paranormal Activity franchise (premiering on Paramount+) doesn’t feel like it belongs to the series. It feels like a separate found footage film that they slapped the name onto. It doesn’t have any of the trademarks … Continue reading
Oct
23
Broadcast Signal Interuption
I was very engaged in the first half of this film. It was eerie, mysterious, and occasionally scary. It appealed to my sense of technology, mystery, and personal obsession. But it slowly unraveled until it reached a shrug of a … Continue reading