I’ll have to admit I’ve got a problem… and that I’m part of the problem. I’ve become intrigued by these toss-aside Bruce Willis quickies that use and abuse his name on the marketing. If maybe I didn’t give them my … Continue reading
I’m shockingly surprisingly mixed on this new Home Alone movie. And, to be clear, I hate the Home Alone movies and, yes, that means I’m a mean old ogre Grinch Dracula monster who hates the first one. I think its … Continue reading
Awww man. This was a bummer. I was having a grand dumb fun time in the first, I dunno, twenty minutes of this film. And I saw all the bad reviews here and on RT so I thought I was … Continue reading
Sometimes you scrape the bottom of the barrel and find something that’s not as bad as you thought. I mean, I’m being super charitable here… this is a pretty mediocre movie but I kind of also found it inoffensive enough. … Continue reading
This latest iteration of the Paranormal Activity franchise (premiering on Paramount+) doesn’t feel like it belongs to the series. It feels like a separate found footage film that they slapped the name onto. It doesn’t have any of the trademarks … Continue reading
I was very engaged in the first half of this film. It was eerie, mysterious, and occasionally scary. It appealed to my sense of technology, mystery, and personal obsession. But it slowly unraveled until it reached a shrug of a … Continue reading
The first twenty to thirty minutes of the Blazing World shows a lot of promise. But as the surreal weirdness drones on and on and on, it just gets less and less interesting. Maybe that was my inability to click … Continue reading
In a couple respects, Book of Monsters is admirable and that makes me wish I liked it. But it was too sluggishly paced to save itself, no matter how much it tried to be cool. The flick is about a … Continue reading
Someone made a slasher flick and forgot the fun. This movie is far too self-serious for the genre. Also it needs a title that makes a damn bit of sense for the movie they made. Yeesh. This slasher flick is … Continue reading
Witch Hunt has a clever idea but very low ambitions… or possibly not enough money to carry its ambitions. Not sure which, but what I do know is that it never really lands its ideas and then it mixes in … Continue reading