Hmmm… very mixed on this horror movie. On the one hand, it’s a rather dull series of setups and spook moments… nothing you haven’t seen before and all set in a bitchy CW girls’ school. On the other hand, I … Continue reading
Cherry is a new move on Apple TV+. It’s the (mostly?) true story of a down-on-his-luck guy who joins the military and rotates back home with PTSD and a drug addition. And there were two very bad things that happened … Continue reading
I honestly wanted to like Sentinelle. Not for its core plot which has been done many… many… many (many) times before… but because the movie wanted to turn that plot into something more grounded, more serious. But just because you … Continue reading
The new Tom & Jerry movie happens to occasionally star Tom & Jerry… which might be good given that they are characters who can fill five to seven minutes of screen time at most. Chloe Grace Moretz, Michael Pena, and … Continue reading
A Glitch in the Matrix is a documentary about simulation theory. What is simulation theory? The idea that the world we experience is actually an elaborate computer simulation by some far advanced civilization. It’s a scientific hypothesis that has no … Continue reading
The Dig is about a wealthy woman who hires an excavator to dig up the ancient burial mounds on her property in the days leading up to World War 2. And… yeah, I’m sure this is a smart, thoughtful, dreadfully … Continue reading
Skyfire is a film that will please pyromaniacs and that’s probably about it. If you come for the fire! FIRE! and those lava bombs that seem deliberately aimed and the LAVA! THE HOT LAVA! then you might get just enough … Continue reading
I heard this movie was kind of inspired by the modern wave of horror films like The Witch, Midsommar, and Hereditary. A series of films that have their ups and downs in my book but I respect their attempts at … Continue reading
Archenemy is about a homeless guy who claims to be a Superman-level superhero from an alternate dimension. A teenager decides to learn more about him for a reporter gig he’s trying to get while his lsister does her thing in … Continue reading
The Owners is the latest in the weird sub-genre of burglars or home invaders who bite off more than they can chew. In this one, a team of bargain basement burglars breaks into a rich couple’s mansion… only to have … Continue reading