A Wounded Fawn is a kind of movie that’s 50/50 with me and my logical brain. There’s a lot of weird, surreal imagery and ponderous meaning that risked my attention and patience. But I think they knew what they were … Continue reading
Fallen is about a priest (hilariously named Abraham Fallen) who takes on a holy mission in a world fallen into darkness. Except I guess he decided not to do that and instead shacked up in the middle of nowhere and … Continue reading
Bones and All is a lovely, tender, heart-felt romance between two cannibals. It’s also a bit of a horror story… but not because the two lovers are cannibals, but because there’s a less (ahem) savory cannibal lurking about. Yes, this … Continue reading
I rolled the bones on another blind watch and I may as well not have since I won’t remember this is a week. The Friendship Game is a muddled mess of teen melodrama vaguely connected to an evil(?) spinning orb … Continue reading
I had a fair amount of confidence this would be a pretty bad movie… but the premise had me curious enough to pull the trigger. Could they make a movie about skydiving into a supernatural horror movie? What would that … Continue reading
The Lair was another fairly blind rental… but I was immediately intrigued when Neil Marshall’s name came up in the opening credits. Dog Soldiers, The Descent, and even the uneven Doomsday… plus the last thing I saw him make was … Continue reading
Yoda was right when he said blind video rentals lead to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leaders to suffering. Couldn’t say it any better, my green man. They Crawl Below was a blind rental, just enough hint at hopefully … Continue reading
Introducing Hollywood’s big new theatrical release for Halloween… the 598th exorcism movie… complete with contortionist demons! It’s so original. So so original. The power of who compels me? You don’t say. Sigh. Prey for the Devil suggests the number of … Continue reading
Yeah, toss a bunch of mismatched horror movie clichés at the screen and let the good god lazy viewers sort it out. No reason to make a cohesive picture that survives the dramatic twist… just keep adding in plots and … Continue reading
While the message of this Amazon Prime movie is as subtle as a sledgehammer, I still appreciated the vibe, the badassery, the soundtrack, and the cinematography. This was a cool ass cool movie that’ll probably trigger some people who professionally … Continue reading