Feb
25
Studio 666
I’m not the biggest Foo Fighters fan but I like their music well enough and I like Dave Grohl’s good guy vibe in general. So I really wanted to like this film… I was rooting for it as a big … Continue reading
Tag Archives: Horror
Feb
24
They Live in the Grey
Not only do they live in the grey, they idly stand around in the grey. They hang out and watch paint dry in the grey. They knock about, fiddle around, they reinvent the wheel in the grey. They lounge around … Continue reading
Feb
20
Cursed, The
I think I’m going to have to rate this movie on a curve. It’s a bleak, dark, atmospheric film to be sure, but either it’s TOO bleak and TOO dark or there was a projection problem in my theater because … Continue reading
Feb
19
Student Body
Student Body is basically about a bunch of mostly unlikable teens locked in a school after hours being stalked by a slasher dresses as the school mascot. It takes entirely too long to get to the “scary” parts and seemingly … Continue reading
Feb
19
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
The latest sequel to the original Texas Chain Saw Massacre is nasty, brutish, and short. And for those reasons, I rather liked it. It didn’t overstay its welcome at all of 73 minutes and it reveled in being this dark, … Continue reading
Feb
10
Privilege, The
I hate to tell an ambitious movie to pick a lane… but, seriously, this movie needs to pick a lane. The movie starts with one set of disturbing behavior and ends with a whole new bunch of freaky weirdness. Is … Continue reading
Feb
05
Long Night, The
The Long Night is about a mostly unlikable married couple who show up at a southern country home. And wouldn’t you know it – next thing you know they are “surrounded” by a handful of skull-mask wearin’ cultists up to … Continue reading
Feb
01
Requin, The
A requin is another name for a whiteshark or a Carcharhinidae. There. I’ve learned you something and you can walk away safe in the knowledge you don’t have to watch this garbage. The film unfortunately stars Alicia Silverstone as the … Continue reading
Jan
24
Warhunt
Warhunt is what happens when The Blair Witch Project, Wolfenstein (or Overlord), and Predator all have a baby. An ugly baby that grows into a surly and disappointing teen. It’s unfortunate since this could have been a very cool little … Continue reading
Jan
14
Scream (2022)
Scream (5) is the latest film in the Scream franchise and is a continuation of the original four films while also being a reboot. Which is the primary meta commentary this sequel plays with (sequels that are also reboots). In … Continue reading