Hmmmm…. my take on this one will likely need to be adjusted with time… as smarter people give their analysis on what the hell this movie even means. On the surface… on the surface its a… umm… maybe there isn’t … Continue reading
Monstrous is a curious film. It’s one of those horror movies that seems to be a horror movie by financial obligation. It feels like it really wants to be a personal drama, a character study, that they felt had to … Continue reading
In my recent re-watch review of the original 1984 Firestarter, I said it was an hour and forty minute buildup to the arson-heavy, fireball-spewing finale. Something I doubted the new film would handle as well due to the likely use … Continue reading
Escape the Field is a mash-up film… an amalgamation of ideas that circulate around a low budget, low effort location. It’s Cube if the cube was a corn field. It’s Escape Room if the room was a corn field. It’s … Continue reading
You Are Not My Mother wants to burn slow and make the skin crawl. It does one of those two things… it’s a slow burn. But it didn’t make my skin crawl even though it desperately tried to with its … Continue reading
Went blind to a Finnish horror film called Hatching (thought it was Hatchling, but I guess the difference is minimal). Not sure why this rated a theatrical release… but my local theater has about five three-hour-long Bollywood flicks so a … Continue reading
We’re All Going to the World’s Fair is a creepypasta/meme-inspired internet movie that I guess would be categorized as horror. Maybe creepy, unsettling psychological study would be more accurate though. I watched it with a certain blurry-eyed detached interest… even … Continue reading
Virus :32 is an Argentinian / Uruguayan zombie horror flick that’s labeled a a Shudder Original. It’s somewhat generic as far as horror and scares go but borrows more from the fast rage zombies of 28 Days Later than the … Continue reading
Wyrmwood: Apocalypse is the sequel to 2014’s Wyrmood: Road of the Dead, an Australian zombie flick I only have the vaguest memories of. I remember it having a distinct look and feel with a touch of a Mad Max vibe … Continue reading
I played classic text adventures games back in the 80s and they never had the common courtesy to bring me a beer. This is clearly an inaccurate depiction of classic PC games. What am I even talking about? Choose or … Continue reading