No One Gets Out Alive has a terrible title and an interesting mood. It’s also wildly unfocused, spins its wheels to reach movie-length (before the requisite 10 minutes of Netflix credits), and then had the audacity to sneak up on … Continue reading
Black as Night is a new Amazon Prime vampire flick produced by Blumhouse pictures. I’m guessing this is a continuation of 2020s random horror movies that got put directly into Prime. And I’m not surprised it didn’t go theatrical. The … Continue reading
I can say with some assurance that I haven’t seen anything quite like this before. And that’s a huge net positive… so very rarely do you ever get to see something new. And I went in knowing only that it … Continue reading
Witch Hunt has a clever idea but very low ambitions… or possibly not enough money to carry its ambitions. Not sure which, but what I do know is that it never really lands its ideas and then it mixes in … Continue reading
Bad Candy is a Halloween-themed horror anthology and a whole load of nonsense, garbage, and ineptitude. And for my next trick, I’ll think of more nasty things to say about it. The film uses a frame story of a couple … Continue reading
I was constantly up and down and down and up on this movie… I couldn’t decide if I low-key enjoyed it or if I was actively bored. Seemed to shift every ten minutes. So it’s a real mixed bag but … Continue reading
If I were to draw a line on a graph showing my enjoyment of this flick, it would start low and waver up and down, mostly down, for the first half. And then it’d shoot up up and up. Ask … Continue reading
I was under the impression that The Mortuary Collection was going to be a kid-friendly / YA anthology of horror shorts. Like Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark or Goosebumps. I got that from the cover art and the … Continue reading
I guess the deluge of half and 1 star reviews wasn’t clue enough for me to stay away from this turkey. But why would I start saving my time and sanity by NOT watching bad films, amiright? The Resort is … Continue reading
Here’s a movie I respect the hell out of yet didn’t enjoy watching much at all. It’s a movie about demonic possession that somehow – somehow! – doesn’t follow the standard-issue plot requirements of the genre. There isn’t a family … Continue reading