Egads. I gave this flick a try since it had some decent, if not exactly remarkable, cast members… but it was a dud on an impressive scale. The film is about a trio of brothers who get a girl hooked … Continue reading
What a shock. The movie that sounds like cheap, greedy, trashy exploitation of a lapsed copyright is cheap, greedy trashy exploitation. But the jokes on me since their $2 horror flick got cash money from the rubes that they knew … Continue reading
War of the Worlds: The Attack is the latest adaptation of the classic novel. It’s an ultra low budget flick that makes an effort to translate the book to modern England… but it’s sabotaged on all sides by incompetence. The … Continue reading
That moment when you start a movie and realize you’ve made a grave error in judgement. Alone at Night (spoiler: she’s rarely alone at night) is a terrible, no good rotten stab (hah) at a slasher thriller mystery thing. This’ll … Continue reading
I gave an extra nudge to the the first two flicks in this misbegotten franchise simply because they looked good and were filmed well. Well, the charity has run out, the gloves are off, and I’m joining the masses with … Continue reading
Let my suffering be a warning to you all: just because it’s on Netflix and “free” doesn’t mean it won’t cost you your soul. If I could sue myself for intolerable cruelty for making myself sit through this garbage, I … Continue reading
When I started watching this, I realized I hadn’t thought about Marmaduke (the IP) in decades. But then it occurred to me a little later that I was wrong… that Marmaduke came up in an episode of Rick and Morty … Continue reading
The mind boggles, but there are over thirty movies in the Amityville series (though only eight in the original official franchise) and most of the recent ones look… suspect. I’ve only seen about ten of these things so maybe I’m … Continue reading
I mean, I guess Meet the Blacks 2 is better than Meet the Blacks 1 in the same way that getting your foot slammed in a car door is better than your hand. But neither is good and both get … Continue reading
I also – as an adult – voluntarily went alone to see The Playmobil movie (thanks god for AMC Stubs “free” tickets). I was going to skip this one despite my apparent – but unstated – decision to see most … Continue reading