I kind of liked the original Vacation Friends mainly due to John Cena’s exuberant weirdo of a character. It wasn’t a movie I expected a sequel to and I was pretty sure it wasn’t needed when I heard about it. … Continue reading
Within the opening minute of this movie, I knew I’d made a big damn mistake. It’s one of those movies where there instant an image hits the screen, you know you’re in bargain basement territory. And when the first shitty … Continue reading
I went blind to the theatre to see this flick… and I came out kinda blind too. I’m not sure what was the central theme or premise of this film even was. Hell, the ticketing app and Letterboxd mislabel it … Continue reading
Gosh… when a movie misses, it can miss hard. I absolutely did not connect with anything in this movie except for maybe one minute of screen-time. Wish I’d seen the movie everyone else is talking about… and maybe you should … Continue reading
The Old Way is an overly-talky Western stocked with stereotypes and clichés instead of characters. Nicolas Cage plays a retired killer settled down with a family. When bandits murder his wife, he has to come out of retirement, towing his … Continue reading
I saw this one pop up at my local theater for an early Thursday showing so I went in blind… only to be kind of baffled. It was only during the closing credits that I realized it was based on … Continue reading
Beautiful Disaster is undeniably a terrible movie… but there’s also high camp value that might… juuuust might… win you over. Watch it with some friends, boo hiss, cheer, laugh, mock, and throw popcorn and it could be a great time. … Continue reading
Sometimes you blind watch an unknown indie film with the hope you’ll stumble upon a classic. This is one of those times… but it’s hardly a classic. Some would argue it’s hardly a movie. I wouldn’t go that far… but, … Continue reading
Now this is more like it. I caught up with the original 2019 Murder Mystery earlier today and found it… tolerable. OKish. But this sequel is the exact kind of bad Adam Sandler / Netflix comedy I was expecting. Intolerably … Continue reading
I swear I watched this whole movie… so why was I so baffled by it? It seems like such a simple premise: a woman (played by Jenna Malone) goes to a Scottish convent to investigate the mysterious death of a … Continue reading