Introducing Hollywood’s big new theatrical release for Halloween… the 598th exorcism movie… complete with contortionist demons! It’s so original. So so original. The power of who compels me? You don’t say. Sigh. Prey for the Devil suggests the number of … Continue reading
Grimcutty is a pretty bad and unintentionally laughable Hulu original horror flick… but it’s got a certain something that rings my bell. It’s a flick about creepypasta/urban legends/internet folklore which I find interesting, even fascinating. This is hardly the first … Continue reading
Last the Night is a confused movie that I think is meant to be catharsis… revenge… a GenX power fantasy where GenZ is taken down a peg. Or maybe it’s a revenge fantasy for teachers. Or maybe it’s an update … Continue reading
Royalteen is a Netflix YA romance film where an “Average Girl” runs into the crown prince of Norway and they fall in love. But will her “Dark Past” ruin the relationship before it can even take off? Yawn. Huh? What … Continue reading
Alexa and Siri might be evil, ya’ll. Like, they might be planning to take over your house and run your life. So better watch out, better not pout. Sigh. Dark Cloud is a very boring, very uninspired story about a … Continue reading
I sat through this movie wishing I was watching Existenz instead (or The Fly, but this has iconography more similar to gristle guns and fleshy control pods). Maybe I was missing the point, taking things too literally… maybe this is … Continue reading
The biggest sin Brazen commits is being no more scandalous than an awkward teenage boy noticing the lingerie while walking through Target. It <i>thinks</i> it’s being naughty or <clutches pearls> sleazy, but it’s really just a Halloween costume. It’s an … Continue reading
Princess Switch 3 – the 2021 Christmas present from this dumb franchise – decides it doesn’t want to be a wacky romantic comedy OR a dumb con-woman flick. No, now it has delusions of being a heist film. Someone has … Continue reading
I sometimes wonder why I do this to myself… why we do this to ourselves. Odds were very low this was going to be a good movie, yet I hit play with hope that this movie, this time I’ll have stumbled upon a diamond … Continue reading
Ron’s Gone Wrong asks the all-important question: What if Baymax was an aggravating dick? Happily, this movie answers that question: It’d be teeth-gratingly annoying and make me physically ill. Yay. Ron’s Gone Wrong is about a megacorporation that releases personalized … Continue reading