I swear I watched this whole movie… so why was I so baffled by it? It seems like such a simple premise: a woman (played by Jenna Malone) goes to a Scottish convent to investigate the mysterious death of a … Continue reading
After rewatching the 25th anniversary theatrical release of Titanic, I thought I’d amuse myself (and no one else) by finally giving Titanic 666 a try. “Finally” he says? Well, sure… I saw and laughed at the trailer to this last … Continue reading
A Hollywood Christmas is about a female director of generic Christmas movies who finds out her current production will be her last… and that the budget is now under the control of a smug financial guy who doesn’t understand or … Continue reading
I had a fair amount of confidence this would be a pretty bad movie… but the premise had me curious enough to pull the trigger. Could they make a movie about skydiving into a supernatural horror movie? What would that … Continue reading
Introducing Hollywood’s big new theatrical release for Halloween… the 598th exorcism movie… complete with contortionist demons! It’s so original. So so original. The power of who compels me? You don’t say. Sigh. Prey for the Devil suggests the number of … Continue reading
Grimcutty is a pretty bad and unintentionally laughable Hulu original horror flick… but it’s got a certain something that rings my bell. It’s a flick about creepypasta/urban legends/internet folklore which I find interesting, even fascinating. This is hardly the first … Continue reading
Last the Night is a confused movie that I think is meant to be catharsis… revenge… a GenX power fantasy where GenZ is taken down a peg. Or maybe it’s a revenge fantasy for teachers. Or maybe it’s an update … Continue reading
Royalteen is a Netflix YA romance film where an “Average Girl” runs into the crown prince of Norway and they fall in love. But will her “Dark Past” ruin the relationship before it can even take off? Yawn. Huh? What … Continue reading
Alexa and Siri might be evil, ya’ll. Like, they might be planning to take over your house and run your life. So better watch out, better not pout. Sigh. Dark Cloud is a very boring, very uninspired story about a … Continue reading
I sat through this movie wishing I was watching Existenz instead (or The Fly, but this has iconography more similar to gristle guns and fleshy control pods). Maybe I was missing the point, taking things too literally… maybe this is … Continue reading