Well, I took a gamble that a 2024 out-of-nowhere digital rental horror flick might be decent… and I kind of wanted some new werewolf action…. so I blame only myself for rotting my brain with this mediocrity. Sigh. Hellhounds is … Continue reading
I swear this movie exists… though I also swear you shouldn’t try to prove it. But it popped up on (HBO) Max a couple weeks ago and I watched about half of it, groaning the whole way. When I checked … Continue reading
Words betray me. I can’t find the right combination to describe the physical, intellectual, and emotional discomfort I was in while watching this movie. And it’s all my fault… there’s no reason for me to have gone to see it. … Continue reading
“We can’t close our eyes to the plight of the working poor. Kids, see all the plight?” The Good Mother tells the plodding story of a mother whose son becomes addicted to Fentanyl (of course). He is murdered and she … Continue reading
I’m aware of the existence of the French comic strip characters Asterix & Obelix but that’s as far as it goes. I have to assume they are quite popular based on their longevity and apparently a lot of movies. So … Continue reading
I do not like Broken Lizards. I do not like them on the pool cage when visiting my parents in Florida, I do not like them in their interminably unfunny comedies. I know the Broken Lizard guys are popular but … Continue reading
What if Bob Ross as played by Owen Wilson. That’s it. That’s the joke. Hope you laughed because there’s 90 minutes of that knee-slapper. Paint is about a guy with curly hair who hosts a painting show on a local … Continue reading
Well, it’s amateur hour at the Amazon Prime studios and I’m sharpening my knife here. Yes, for the price of an hour and forty of your life and a Prime account, you too can watch one of the worst films … Continue reading
I guess I’m ok with being an outlier on this one, but this new Guy Ritchie spy movie is one of the most tedious and overlong tortures I’ve subjected myself to in theaters in a good long while. This is … Continue reading
The Outwaters is a found footage film that wins my Skinamarink Only Slightly More Watchable award for February, 2023. More power to filmmakers and their microbudgets but if you give me nothing to work with, then I’m going to feel … Continue reading