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What if Bob Ross as played by Owen Wilson. That’s it. That’s the joke. Hope you laughed because there’s 90 minutes of that knee-slapper. Paint is about a guy with curly hair who hosts a painting show on a local … Continue reading
What if Bob Ross as played by Owen Wilson. That’s it. That’s the joke. Hope you laughed because there’s 90 minutes of that knee-slapper. Paint is about a guy with curly hair who hosts a painting show on a local … Continue reading
Well, it’s amateur hour at the Amazon Prime studios and I’m sharpening my knife here. Yes, for the price of an hour and forty of your life and a Prime account, you too can watch one of the worst films … Continue reading
I guess I’m ok with being an outlier on this one, but this new Guy Ritchie spy movie is one of the most tedious and overlong tortures I’ve subjected myself to in theaters in a good long while. This is … Continue reading
The Outwaters is a found footage film that wins my Skinamarink Only Slightly More Watchable award for February, 2023. More power to filmmakers and their microbudgets but if you give me nothing to work with, then I’m going to feel … Continue reading
Here it is! Found it. The classic terrible January horror movie, cleverly moved to the end of the month so as to lull us into a false sense of security. But, no… rounding the corner comes Mediocre Movie: The Movie. … Continue reading
To be honest, the only reason I watched this obscure digital flick was because I spent a handful of weekends on a river when I was a kid. And I played the arcade game Toobin’… so when a horror flick … Continue reading
Fallen is about a priest (hilariously named Abraham Fallen) who takes on a holy mission in a world fallen into darkness. Except I guess he decided not to do that and instead shacked up in the middle of nowhere and … Continue reading
Spirit Halloween (The Movie) is the kind of family Halloween flick that makes you respect other similar movies like The Curse of Bridge Hollow and even *gulp* Hubie Halloween. This is a pretty low effort, low originality, low budget film … Continue reading
So Vam is an LGBTQ vampire flick about vamps who feed exclusively on bullies and bigots. A teen gets turned and has to content with the local assholes, find a new boyfriend, and become his true drag queen self. This … Continue reading
Jeepers Creepers: Reborn is the fourth film in this franchise and you can draw a line graph in quality that you could ski down. Part 1 was better than 2, part 3 was worse than 2… but part 4 makes … Continue reading