In my recent re-watch review of the original 1984 Firestarter, I said it was an hour and forty minute buildup to the arson-heavy, fireball-spewing finale. Something I doubted the new film would handle as well due to the likely use … Continue reading
The latest Liam Neeson joint is just mind-numbingly, bone-crushingly, thumb-screwingly boring. Just a long slog of tedium… in a movie that think its has something to say and wants to be this serious-minded criminal investigation flick. And a hit-man with … Continue reading
Well, Chariot’s a movie. It has a beginning, middle, and end… I think. Probably. It’s certainly abstract and weird… you might even charitably say its Lynchian. It sure is something… but I’m not convinced its anything at the same time. … Continue reading
Wyrmwood: Apocalypse is the sequel to 2014’s Wyrmood: Road of the Dead, an Australian zombie flick I only have the vaguest memories of. I remember it having a distinct look and feel with a touch of a Mad Max vibe … Continue reading
I played classic text adventures games back in the 80s and they never had the common courtesy to bring me a beer. This is clearly an inaccurate depiction of classic PC games. What am I even talking about? Choose or … Continue reading
All the Old Knives is a spy thriller starring Chris Pine and Thandiwe Newton as intelligence officers (and former lovers) who were witness to a terrorist incident they couldn’t stop. Now, eight years later, the agency is convinced there was … Continue reading
Sin Eater is a horror movie with a lot against it and a curious amount for it… on occasion. The good stuff kind of snuck in and surprised me in between a lot of iffy acting and bad pacing. But … Continue reading
Umma can be credited for South Korean immigrant representation… but the applause ends when the redundant, repetitive, generic, and non-scary ghost haunting shit kicks in. Represent all you like movie, but if you just pull off the same old boring … Continue reading
The Weekend Away is about two women on vacation in a <ominousmusic>foreign country</ominousmusic> where one of them goes missing and the other has to find her. And she also finds all the crime. Like… ALL the crime. Everyone is a … Continue reading
When I clicked on this movie, I was expecting yet another low rent, low production with Bruce Willis occasionally wandering in and out of shots. But I was immediately surprised by the strangest thing… this is a real movie. It … Continue reading