Yeah, my initial instincts were right: I shouldn’t have bothered. I’ve seen Bob’s Burgers a handful of times and could identify the main characters if ordered to by an irate Gestapo agent. But I didn’t think there was any need … Continue reading
It’s not original to have a found footage film with an unlikable main character. It is a bit of a surprise when the unlikable main character is an anti-vax, anti-mask type that gets her jollies harassing workers for following policy … Continue reading
Occasionally interesting but often repetitive little haunted flight flick from Russia. There was a brief moment of hope where I thought this might go somewhere interesting within its obvious low budget… but it ultimately squanders it. The flick is about … Continue reading
There are individual moments in this generic shark attack flick that show actual talent. Even suspense. And a couple of actors put in good performances. But don’t be fooled… the cool kid shades come off soon enough and we are … Continue reading
In my recent re-watch review of the original 1984 Firestarter, I said it was an hour and forty minute buildup to the arson-heavy, fireball-spewing finale. Something I doubted the new film would handle as well due to the likely use … Continue reading
The latest Liam Neeson joint is just mind-numbingly, bone-crushingly, thumb-screwingly boring. Just a long slog of tedium… in a movie that think its has something to say and wants to be this serious-minded criminal investigation flick. And a hit-man with … Continue reading
Well, Chariot’s a movie. It has a beginning, middle, and end… I think. Probably. It’s certainly abstract and weird… you might even charitably say its Lynchian. It sure is something… but I’m not convinced its anything at the same time. … Continue reading
Wyrmwood: Apocalypse is the sequel to 2014’s Wyrmood: Road of the Dead, an Australian zombie flick I only have the vaguest memories of. I remember it having a distinct look and feel with a touch of a Mad Max vibe … Continue reading
I played classic text adventures games back in the 80s and they never had the common courtesy to bring me a beer. This is clearly an inaccurate depiction of classic PC games. What am I even talking about? Choose or … Continue reading
All the Old Knives is a spy thriller starring Chris Pine and Thandiwe Newton as intelligence officers (and former lovers) who were witness to a terrorist incident they couldn’t stop. Now, eight years later, the agency is convinced there was … Continue reading