Mar
30
Sin Eater
Sin Eater is a horror movie with a lot against it and a curious amount for it… on occasion. The good stuff kind of snuck in and surprised me in between a lot of iffy acting and bad pacing. But … Continue reading
Tag Archives: Mid 60s
Mar
22
Umma
Umma can be credited for South Korean immigrant representation… but the applause ends when the redundant, repetitive, generic, and non-scary ghost haunting shit kicks in. Represent all you like movie, but if you just pull off the same old boring … Continue reading
Mar
05
Weekend Away, The
The Weekend Away is about two women on vacation in a <ominousmusic>foreign country</ominousmusic> where one of them goes missing and the other has to find her. And she also finds all the crime. Like… ALL the crime. Everyone is a … Continue reading
Feb
28
Gasoline Alley
When I clicked on this movie, I was expecting yet another low rent, low production with Bruce Willis occasionally wandering in and out of shots. But I was immediately surprised by the strangest thing… this is a real movie. It … Continue reading
Feb
24
They Live in the Grey
Not only do they live in the grey, they idly stand around in the grey. They hang out and watch paint dry in the grey. They knock about, fiddle around, they reinvent the wheel in the grey. They lounge around … Continue reading
Feb
19
Student Body
Student Body is basically about a bunch of mostly unlikable teens locked in a school after hours being stalked by a slasher dresses as the school mascot. It takes entirely too long to get to the “scary” parts and seemingly … Continue reading
Feb
14
Sky Is Everywhere, The
The film’s mood swings irritated me constantly. I quickly grew tired of the emotional whiplash and artificiality of this film. Just randomly quirk in such a try-hard, artificial way. I didn’t have a good time with this one, folks. The … Continue reading
Feb
05
Long Night, The
The Long Night is about a mostly unlikable married couple who show up at a southern country home. And wouldn’t you know it – next thing you know they are “surrounded” by a handful of skull-mask wearin’ cultists up to … Continue reading
Jan
31
GameStop: Rise of the Players
For unknown reasons, this documentary showed up at my local theater. For lesser known reasons, I went to see it. Stay home… if curious, watch a YouTube video about the subject or wait for streaming rental. The flick is the … Continue reading
Jan
24
Warhunt
Warhunt is what happens when The Blair Witch Project, Wolfenstein (or Overlord), and Predator all have a baby. An ugly baby that grows into a surly and disappointing teen. It’s unfortunate since this could have been a very cool little … Continue reading