To say Rob Zombie’s The Munsters is campy, garish, overlit, corny, and cheap would make the shockmeister blush and say thanks. That’s exactly what he was going for… and it makes this movie a hell of a thing to judge. … Continue reading
See How They Run is a modern whodunit set in a world where people are familiar with whodunits. It’s a whodunit film about a murder that occurs at a whodunit play that is being adapted as a whodunit film. It’s … Continue reading
Do Revenge tells the tale of a Queen Bee on the outs in her high school and the deal she makes with a new student to trade revenge. They will dig their way into each other’s friend group and enact … Continue reading
Of all the weirdly large number of movies that released this weekend, I did not expect to see Confess, Fletch first. Heck, I didn’t even know this movie existed until I pulled up the theater app. And I’m not mad… … Continue reading
To my annoyance, Clerks III actually hit local movie theaters but in the most limited way possible. It didn’t open at my nearby AMC and the only AMC with the flick is a good twenty-five mile drive (the horror, the … Continue reading
I almost don’t have the energy to really complain about this “live action” remake of Pinocchio. I don’t particularly like Disney’s original animated film and I’m perplexed why there are so many Pinocchio movies coming out (including Del Toro’s and … Continue reading
Honk for Jesus. Save Your Soul is flick is about a pastor and first lady of a megachurch going through a scandal. They need to reopen, to put the scandal behind them, to get their parishioners back, to save their … Continue reading
Funny Page is not a movie I enjoyed watching, but it is a movie that’s darn good at what it’s doing. And what it’s doing is showing us an underbelly of America full of strange, grimy people living their lives … Continue reading
I’m beginning to think, to paraphrase a fantasy show, that when Kevin Hart releases a movie, the gods flip a coin. Gettin’ pretty annoyed at unfunny Kevin Hart comedies. And this is yet another one… and the gods of Hollywood … Continue reading
Glorious is a Shudder original movie I was rooting for. A wonderfully creative and down-‘n-dirty use of a low budget single location that saves them the money to hire the voice of JK Simmons. That’s smart… and I dig the … Continue reading