Welcome back to “Why do you do this to yourself theater”… this week it’s the final part in the Through My Window trilogy. Netflix promises this is the end so I’m going to believe them and get this turkey franchise … Continue reading
Skeletons in the Closet is a Shudder original that asks which is scarier: a jumpscare-happy ghost or American health insurance? Unfortunately, both are meant to scare but only one of them felt organic to the story. The flick stars Terrence … Continue reading
Migration is a screeching noise jammed into my eardrums and swirled around for extra effect. I really hated this blisteringly unfunny, obnoxious film. And, yeah, I know its for kids but kids deserve better… or at least the random ass … Continue reading
As far as holiday movies go, Christmas As Usual is one of the most singularly unpleasant ones I’ve watched. It’s ostensibly a culture clash rom-com where a Norwegian girl and Indian guy living in Los Angeles get engaged and head … Continue reading
I renewed Paramount+ for this? Well… I guess I can cancel and spend the next 30 days catching up on Star Trek: Lower Decks…. As a guy who loved Stephen King’s original novel and who also likes both film adaptations, … Continue reading
You’d think all the mocking FantFourStick got for doing “the sequel number is in the title so you know it’s cool”, the makers of Expend4bles would have reconsidered. But given how generic and boring the movie they made was, at … Continue reading
Haunted Mansion? Again? Didn’t they try this recently? And, by recently, I mean 20 years ago? (jeepers… time is the crucible in which we burn) And last year with the Muppets? It’s a weird world when I come away from … Continue reading
Sheroes is about four friends visiting Thailand on a girls trip. Due to a mixup of bags, they run afoul of the Thai drug cartel and have to use their completely made up on the spot set of skills to … Continue reading
When this flick popped up on Netflix, the description did not compute. It read like the sequel to some Roman mythology romance that I’d never heard of. I skipped over it multiple times… until a memory bell chimed. Oh yeah, … Continue reading
Pretty confident the producers of Maybe I Do have an I Know What You Did Last Summer level of blackmail on Richard Gere, Diane Keaton, Susan Sarandon, and William H. Macy. How else to explain how such Hollywood elder statesmen … Continue reading