Here it is! Found it. The classic terrible January horror movie, cleverly moved to the end of the month so as to lull us into a false sense of security. But, no… rounding the corner comes Mediocre Movie: The Movie. … Continue reading
To be honest, the only reason I watched this obscure digital flick was because I spent a handful of weekends on a river when I was a kid. And I played the arcade game Toobin’… so when a horror flick … Continue reading
Fallen is about a priest (hilariously named Abraham Fallen) who takes on a holy mission in a world fallen into darkness. Except I guess he decided not to do that and instead shacked up in the middle of nowhere and … Continue reading
Spirit Halloween (The Movie) is the kind of family Halloween flick that makes you respect other similar movies like The Curse of Bridge Hollow and even *gulp* Hubie Halloween. This is a pretty low effort, low originality, low budget film … Continue reading
So Vam is an LGBTQ vampire flick about vamps who feed exclusively on bullies and bigots. A teen gets turned and has to content with the local assholes, find a new boyfriend, and become his true drag queen self. This … Continue reading
Jeepers Creepers: Reborn is the fourth film in this franchise and you can draw a line graph in quality that you could ski down. Part 1 was better than 2, part 3 was worse than 2… but part 4 makes … Continue reading
The Moderator is the kind of bad movie that you’re surprised still gets made. A monumentally moldering mess that barely qualifies as having a plot. So full of bad acting, low-energy action, bad editing, and the worst performance from someone … Continue reading
I just spent 90 minutes of my life wondering if I was too old to get the joke. Just too tragically unhip, not connecting with the youth of America, clueless who all these jokers were, and all-together just a clueless … Continue reading
I did not laugh – at all – at this movie… there might have been two spots where I could have mildly amused (charitably), but it didn’t touch my face – not even the touch of a smile or smirk … Continue reading
The previous 360 Days ended on a cliffhanger that this movie just hand-waves away. Whatever drama they were setting up? Nah. Now we have these two lovers getting married and we’re supposed to forget, I guess, all the kidnapping and … Continue reading