I didn’t watch this movie expecting it to be good, I watched it expecting it to be hilariously bad. And it wasn’t… it was just your average everyday level of bad. It wasn’t this train-wreck of hilarity, it was just … Continue reading
This Shudder original is just a bad, bland, tedious film. I could almost end my review there since I feel so little about this flick. But I’ll try… which is more than I can say about much of this film. … Continue reading
Project Gemini is a pretty good looking wrapper around a truly terrible gift. Good production values, good sets, good VFX can’t save a movie if the dialog is laughable and the plot nonsensical. This is terrible movie that thinks its … Continue reading
Well, when you rent a movie called Exploited and you get sleaze, at least you get what you pay for it. Unfortunately, it’s not good or fun or even particularly sexy sleaze (your mileage may vary). The flick is about … Continue reading
I think I hated every brightly flashing headache-inducing inch of this nightmarish candy-colored melted popsicle mess of a movie. I simply found it insufferably grating and overly enthusiastic in a way that made me want to reach into the screen … Continue reading
Now, I’m not the biggest fan of the Ice Age series. I enjoyed the first one, find the rest pretty mediocre. But wow… they look amazing compared to this dreck from the fine folks running Disney+. Sure, giveth us the … Continue reading
A requin is another name for a whiteshark or a Carcharhinidae. There. I’ve learned you something and you can walk away safe in the knowledge you don’t have to watch this garbage. The film unfortunately stars Alicia Silverstone as the … Continue reading
In the Forest is a bizarrely no budget film with weird edits, terrible dialog, and actors who might be decent if they weren’t saddled with such terrible dialog. I also am not sure what genre it falls into. It has … Continue reading
The Legend of La Llorona is another attempt to mine Mexican folklore for all the money it’s worth. And, once again, we’re casting clueless white folk to get spooked by the Mexican spook. I guess those gringos just don’t believe … Continue reading
Cryptic, obscure, impenetrable… I’m not even sure I can talk about this movie in context of what it is, what it’s about, or even what happens. It’s deliberately muddled, murky, and muffled… not something that I think is intended to … Continue reading