Prisoners of the Ghostland is a weird Samurai/Western action film starring Nicholas Cage. This should be a fun combination but I think the film is simply trying too hard. It has a manufactured artificial level of weirdness instead of being … Continue reading
Five guys go on a hike in a (German) forest and wind up hunted by a mysterious figure. I think I’ve seen this plot before and it seems like the easiest thing to do to throw random actors into the … Continue reading
If you’d revealed to me this was Neil Blomkamp joint after I saw it, I wouldn’t believe you. I’ve found his movies not exactly perfect over the years but certainly capable at the least. But Demonic just seems like an … Continue reading
Well, this snuck up on me. And the feeling of inevitable dread as I saw it popup on Netflix and knowing that I – being a reasonable and logical person – was going to have to watch it. And I … Continue reading
Snake Eyes: Generic Action Movie Origins is one of the most aggressively bland, non-thrilling, non-interesting, non-original pieces of media that ever crawled up out of a sewer and died of boredom. Which is to say, on the positive side, I’ve … Continue reading
I took the bite on this one because the description was dropping horror names in a way that (foolishly) gave me hope. From the makers of Final Destination and two elder statesman of the genre: Lin Shaye and Tobin Bell. … Continue reading
I think I was being a bit of a scrimbleyshanks or a globbygoobins or something similar while watching Peter Rabbit 2. I was certainly in a mopsyheaded mood while watching this stinker. A movie I disliked so much that I … Continue reading
I was interested in a film about the modern folklore/creepypasta of the Black-Eyed Children… mainly because I’m kind of fascinated by urban legends and how they spread. I should have read the tin closer though since it turns out this … Continue reading
Werewolves Within starts very strong – including an opening ominous quote that cracked me up – that I’m sad to say it loses so much steam around the halfway mark. It became a chore to finish it. It’s sad too … Continue reading
Scare Us is an anthology horror film consisting of a frame story and four short films. One of the shorts films is good and the rest are varying levels of bad (and the frame story is ok). The frame story … Continue reading