An advanced civilization that looks, acts, speaks, and dislocates its shoulders exactly like modern humans existed 65 million years ago. A spaceship piloted by Adam Driver crashes on Earth. Can he survive the wildlife and get off planet before the … Continue reading
I get what EO was doing with its languorous, chaotic, random, and uneventful vignettes. A donkey-eye view of whatever random things happen around it that largely just represent little human stories and ways in which humans treat animals. The flick … Continue reading
If you’re going to hire Kevin Hart to star in an action comedy with the semi-inspired title of Die Hart, I think you’re morally obligated to set the film in a high-rise and do an actual Die Hard. Kevin Hart, … Continue reading
We Have a Ghost is a Netflix film about a family who moves into a suspiciously inexpensive house only to find a ghost in the attic (played by David Harbour). The family sees dollar signs in the haunting and soon … Continue reading
As a guy who spent most of his life casually NOT watching the original House Party, I finally decided to check it out three years ago. It was fine… maybe I wasn’t the target market, maybe it just wasn’t the … Continue reading
The Tomorrow Job is like a D grade clone of a Christopher Nolan film. An interesting idea executed poorly. A science fiction heist film with a time travel premise with doubtful utility and a heist plotline that fails to crackle. … Continue reading
I kind of dug the way this flick starts with this wild and cool soundtrack. And I thought it was working fairly well as a movie for a bit… and then less well, and then less well some more… until … Continue reading
Mack and Rita is an old fashioned body swap movie that just wants to be loved. Really, really, desperately wants to be loved. Yeah, it tries too hard to be wacky and relatable and winds up feeling anything but. The … Continue reading
Interest in saying anything about this blandly below average Netflix technothriller is quite low. When they put so little effort into their ’90s internet paranoia throwback thriller, I barely want to lift a handful of fingers to half-heartedly rip into … Continue reading
Yeah, toss a bunch of mismatched horror movie clichés at the screen and let the good god lazy viewers sort it out. No reason to make a cohesive picture that survives the dramatic twist… just keep adding in plots and … Continue reading